shit i suck at...

Can you seriously believe I have a GD blog that I haven't touched since February of this year? Seriously? On that note, I bring you a list of shit I suck at. Starting with...

1. Keeping a blog. You know, this was the year I swore I would do it, and you see how well that went for me. Consider this my jump start on next year.

2. Dating. I mean damn, do I suck at this one. I am pretty certain I have been on close to 20 first dates this year, maybe 5 second dates, and one person I considered myself dating and almost had a relationship with. Liz Lemon is doing better than I am.

3. Greeting Cards. My New Year resolution for 2010 will be to get out greeting cards to family members for birthdays and major holidays.

4. Working out. I make these great starts but I never follow through. I have always been someone who expects to see perfect immediate results or I think I just don't have it and give up. And let me tell you, doing 25 crunches does not get you perfect abs, and so I figure I should just quit cause it's not going to happen.

5. Following through with something. It's the story of my life. I'm not even sure how many things I have started to just never get near completing. Let me see: playing guitar, going back to school, completing one of my written works, blogging, certain books, etc.

6. Keeping a consistent bed time. I try so hard to get myself to bed by 10pm work nights, but once again I suck. For some reason, I get caught up in some online bullshit or something and suddenly it's midnight before I am getting some shut eye.

7. Getting my car serviced. I would rather spend money on something much more important, like a new pair of jeans or a jacket. Who's with me?

8. Telling someone what I really want. I so rarely actually tell someone else what I want from a situation whether it be dating or going out or whatever. I worry the other person will not be cool with it so I just avoid bringing up what I want and go along with his or her plan.

9. Believing in myself. Sure, the kid may look like he's got it all together without breaking a sweat, but I constantly worry about how I am doing. I doubt everything I do. I am certain most of the things I do could be better if done by someone else.

10. Interacting with children. They freak me out and I just want them to go back to their parents.

I am pretty sure I am going to need to stop sucking at these things if I want to have a full, healthy life. So, I figure starting at the top of the list is the best place to get things rolling. In other words, I'm back bitches!

...At least for now.